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DISTRIBUTE THE CARDS...  NOT YOUR WEALTH !!!!

  

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Give them a deck of our cards with  Obama's buddies... tax cheats, czars, radicals, socialists, etc. (scroll down toward bottom)


 

      

                  

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The Night Watchman...

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?” So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people, one to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they created two positions, a time keeper and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?”

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, an Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, “We have had this command in operation for one year, and we are $918,000 over budget. We must cut back.” So they laid off the night watchman.

NOW…slowly, let that sink in. Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter.

Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY….. during the Carter Administration?

Anybody? Anything? No? Didn’t think so!

Bottom line: We’ve spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency…the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember!

Ready?? It was very simple . . . and, at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977 TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.

Hey, pretty efficient, huh???

AND, NOW, IT’S 2011 — 34 YEARS LATER — AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS “NECESSARY” DEPARTMENT EXCEEDS $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS OVER 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES, AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE! THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, “WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?”

A little over 34 years ago, 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.

Ah, yes — the good old Federal bureaucracy!!

If one goes through the same process with the U.S. Department of Education, one gets a similar return on investment of taxpayer dollars! NOTHING!!

Stay tuned!!!

NOW, WE HAVE TURNED THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO INDUSTRY OVER TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?


 

 

 

William sent us a link to his youtube video - check it out...

 

 

 

 

 

 

AN EXPERIMENT IN SOCIALISM

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little..

The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. It could not be any simpler than that.

Remember, there IS a test coming up. The 2012 elections.

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

 

 

            

Who is going to pay for her 15 kids?

 

 

 

 

 

 

DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

 

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum By Ya" or "We Are the World"
We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

 

 

 

Now, this tells it like it is.....  The Chicago Bears haven't been doing all that well.

This picture was taken a few weeks ago in New Orleans when the Bears played the Saints.

I don't imagine it made it on the national TV broadcast!

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

Can we have it back..................    please?

 

 


 

 

Obama Celebrates Hanukah 2 weeks early, and goes off the teleprompter and says,

"we never need an excuse for a good party."

 

 

FREE SH#@...

 

The folks who are getting free shit don’t like the folks who are paying for the free shit, because the folks who are paying for the free shit can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit. And, the folks who are paying for the free shit want the free shit to stop. And the folks who are getting the free shit want even MORE free shit on top of the free shit they’re getting already!  Now….. the people who are forcing people to PAY for the free shit have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit that the people who are PAYING for the free shit are being mean, prejudiced and racist.  So …. the people who are GETTING the free shit have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the free shit because they are selfish.  And they are promised more free shit if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the free shit to give them even more free shit.

 

 

 

WARNING:  This audio has lots of harsh language

Adam Carolla breaking down the current occupy wallstreet movement in simple terms for everyone to understand.

He dives into the cultural reasons that lead us into this situation, as well as the solution to our problems...

 

 


 

Russian newsreader Tatyana Limanova makes insulting gesture at Obama

 

NOTE:  The video was removed.  Now it is back on.

 

Here is a link that tells about it:

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/8909336/Russian-newsreader-Tatyana-Limanova-makes-insulting-gesture-at-Obama.html

 

 

Chris Matthews BEFORE

 

Chris Matthews AFTER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Occupy Wall Street Zombies say, "You can have sex with animals or whatever". (at 1:10)

  

 

This picture compares the Tea Party to Occupy Wall Street.

It's from Todd Kinsey.  See his site.

 

 

 


 

 

No wonder there is an attack on the Tea Party.

These numbers are most annoying...

Subject: Simple Math

• United States Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
• Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
• New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
• National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
• Recent budget cut: $ 38,500,000,000


Now, remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget.

• Annual family income: $21,700
• Money the family spent: $38,200
• New debt on the credit card: $16,500
• Outstanding balance on credit card: $142,710
• Total budget cuts: $385

Sorta brings the issue "home" doesn't it?

 

 


 

The Fall of the Roman Empire - Obama Style

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FREE SH#@...

 

The folks who are getting free shit don’t like the folks who are paying for the free shit, because the folks who are paying for the free shit can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit. And, the folks who are paying for the free shit want the free shit to stop. And the folks who are getting the free shit want even MORE free shit on top of the free shit they’re getting already!  Now….. the people who are forcing people to PAY for the free shit have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit that the people who are PAYING for the free shit are being mean, prejudiced and racist.  So …. the people who are GETTING the free shit have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the free shit because they are selfish.  And they are promised more free shit if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the free shit to give them even more free shit.

 

 

 


 

 

 

 


 

Look what someone found on a parking lot...

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  MATH & MOVIE TEST


 

Mine was # 9 !   Go figure !   LOL ( No peeking ahead)  Enjoy !
  
Be honest and don't look at the movie list below 'til you have done the math!


Go ahead, use the calculator if you want.

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.

 

This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 movies you would enjoy the most.

 

It really works!
 



Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Don't peek - AFTER you do the math scroll down...

 

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Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind


2. E.T.


3. Blazing Saddles

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump
       
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Obama farewell speech of 2013      (scroll further down to see more fun stuff)

10. Casablanca

11. Jurassic Park
       
12. Shrek

13. Pirates of the Caribbean

14. Titanic

15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark

16. Home Alone

17. Mrs. Doubtfire

18. Toy Story

Now, aint that something..?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Favorite Videos...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More videos coming soon

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FEATURING:  Czars, Tax Cheats, Socialists, Marxists, Communists, Radicals and more!  

 

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DISTRIBUTE THE CARDS...  NOT YOUR WEALTH !!!!

 

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"You can tell a lot about a person by the company they keep."

 

How many Marxists, Communists, radicals and tax cheats do you know???

President Obama knows a whole bunch!!!

President Obama has past and current associations with many extreme radicals, Marxists and Communists.

The administration employs tax cheats, and many of his nominees had to resign or decline nomination because of their transgressions.

 

Say one thing... do something else...

During his campaign, President Obama talked about hope and change and transparency,

"Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency," Obama said on his first full day in office, Jan 21, 2009.

Just two days after instituting his new "ethics rules", he nominated a former lobbyist for Deputy Secretary of Defense.

 

The truth is in the cards...

It's time for real transparency.  The American people need to be informed.

The purpose of this deck is to "get the word out" with 52 pieces of important information combined in a very simple format.

  

 

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     I'm David Goodman, and I'm on my way to the post office to mail the orders from today.

     No stimulus money or government grants are involved with this project. The investment came from me - a hard working American small businessman and Army veteran.

     Over my working career I have employed dozens of people. I understand how the free market works and I love the USA.

     But I'm very concerned that the country is heading in the wrong direction. I worry that today's younger generation will not have the same opportunities that we had.

     Most of my liberal friends don't have the time or the interest to learn the truth about what's going on. They base their current events knowledge on the evening news and The New York Times. I've become very frustrated trying to get through to them, and spent many hours trying to think of a simple solution.

     Then I remembered the IRAQI MOST WANTED playing cards, and thought that a deck of Obama Playing Cards might be a good way to reach these people. After 100's of hours of research, the deck is now a reality. This deck of cards is my small effort to "get the word out". I decided to price the cards low so they can be given to your liberal friends. I hope you enjoy the deck - thanks in advance for buying them. Dave

 

 

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