Political "Humor?" Page
DISTRIBUTE THE CARDS... NOT YOUR WEALTH !!!!
"Scroll down to see the cards everyone is talking about"
Give them a deck of our cards with Obama's buddies... tax cheats, czars, radicals, socialists, etc. (scroll down to bottom of page)
Hunter chokes up after spotting record buck
“After a minute or two of staring through my scope, I dropped my rifle in the grass,
fell to my knees, and prayed for this blessed creature.”
“I just couldn't pull the trigger!”
"HOW TO TOLERATE OBAMA SPEECHES"
I used to avoid listening to Obama's speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one.
Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable.
Just print this page, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech........
The Smartest Man in America...
THE FISCAL CLIFF EXPLAINED SO ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND:
Lesson # 1:
* U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
* New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
* National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
* Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000
Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:
* Annual family income: $21,700
* Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
* Total budget cuts so far: $38.50
Got It ?????
Lesson # 2:
Here's another way to look at the Debt Ceiling:
Let's say, You come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in
your neighborhood....and your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.
What do you think you should do ......
Raise the ceilings, or remove the shit?
The IRS just returned my 2011 tax return...
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question "List all dependents."
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crackheads, 42 ...million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons, half of Mexico, and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
And they say black people did not support Romney!
These cards drive LIBS CRAZY!
Give 'em a deck!
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The folks who are getting free shit don’t like the folks who are paying for the free shit, because the folks who are paying for the free shit can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit. And, the folks who are paying for the free shit want the free shit to stop. And the folks who are getting the free shit want even MORE free shit on top of the free shit they’re getting already! Now….. the people who are forcing people to PAY for the free shit have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit that the people who are PAYING for the free shit are being mean, prejudiced and racist. So …. the people who are GETTING the free shit have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the free shit because they are selfish. And they are promised more free shit if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the free shit to give them even more free shit.
This says it all – what they really think of Obama and the Clintons!
Is this the “Change” Obama talked about?
These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated 3 million people in 3 German cities including Dusseldorf. With our controlled press, it is interesting to see that German citizens seem to know more about the U.S. political system and environment than the majority of citizens on the streets of America.
Obama in bed with Hu Jintao – and accepting money from him
Obama as liberator/fallen angel
Obama biting Hillary’s buttocks
Bill Clinton groping an angry Statue of Liberty
EU hitching a ride on Obama’s promises
This is hilarious!!!!!
ê CHECK OUT WHAT THIS GUY IS DOING
Thanks to Doug Weber for this picture.
Young Ben Bernanke
New Federal Golf Rules A.K.A. ObamaGolf
These new golf rules will be in
effect beginning September of 2012 . Please share with fellow golfers .
Golfers with handicaps:
Below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35% .
This editorial is getting nationwide attention. Where is Tawas City , MI ?
Actually, it is on Lake Huron and has a population of just over 2,000!!
A small Michigan newspaper editorial ... short and to the point...
Rahm, the new Mayor of Chicago
You have to understand "the world according to Chicago ."
Chicago is almost a completely different country when it comes to politics. Chicago even has a different set of morals and language.
There are THREE RULES and a PRIME DIRECTIVE.
RULE #1. No matter what you see, hear, or do -- you don't know anybody & you know nothing!
RULE #2. If you capture something on tape or camera -- it reveals nothing!
ONLY IN AMERICA...
1) Only in America could politicians talk about the
greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.
THERE'S TRUTH IN DREAMS...
OBAMA WINS ANOTHER AWARD...
IT'S TIME TO BREAK UP THE PARTY...
New Book - Just Released...
THE $50 LESSON... I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride. "Wow...... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me. Author Unknown
Trump Explains Obamacare:
Let me get this straight . . . We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that didn't read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a... President who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, for which we'll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke!!!!
What the hell could possibly go wrong?
A Beer Story Explains US Taxes...
In A Way Even A Democrat Should Understand
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the
poorest) would pay nothing.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
The fifth man, like the first
four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,’ but he got $10!’
‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!’
‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’
‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Three of our cards are now in jail...
Have fun!!! Give a deck to your Obama lovin' friend or relative.
The cards contain Obama's buddies... crooks, cronies, communists, cheats, etc.
Re-educate your liberal friend by giving them a deck of our cards!
When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"
I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.
We now live in an "Ineptocracy"
Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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