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DISTRIBUTE THE CARDS...  NOT YOUR WEALTH !!!!

  

"Scroll down to see the cards everyone is talking about"

Give them a deck of our cards with  Obama's buddies... tax cheats, czars, radicals, socialists, etc. (scroll down to bottom of page)


 

                          

 

 

 


Hunter chokes up after spotting record buck
“After a minute or two of staring through my scope, I dropped my rifle in the grass,

fell to my knees, and prayed for this blessed creature.”
“I just couldn't pull the trigger!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"HOW TO TOLERATE OBAMA SPEECHES"

I used to avoid listening to Obama's speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one.

Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable.

Just print this page, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Smartest Man in America...

 

 

 

 

 

 

               

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE FISCAL CLIFF EXPLAINED SO ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND:

 

Lesson # 1:

* U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
* New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
* National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
* Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000

Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:

* Annual family income: $21,700
* Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
* Total budget cuts so far: $38.50

Got It ?????
OK now,

Lesson # 2:

Here's another way to look at the Debt Ceiling:

Let's say, You come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in
your neighborhood....and your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.

What do you think you should do ......

Raise the ceilings, or remove the shit?

 

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The IRS just returned my 2011 tax return...

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question "List all dependents."

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crackheads, 42 ...million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons, half of Mexico, and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

 

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And they say black people did not support Romney!

 

 

 

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FREE SH#@...

 

The folks who are getting free shit don’t like the folks who are paying for the free shit, because the folks who are paying for the free shit can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit. And, the folks who are paying for the free shit want the free shit to stop. And the folks who are getting the free shit want even MORE free shit on top of the free shit they’re getting already!  Now….. the people who are forcing people to PAY for the free shit have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit that the people who are PAYING for the free shit are being mean, prejudiced and racist.  So …. the people who are GETTING the free shit have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the free shit because they are selfish.  And they are promised more free shit if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the free shit to give them even more free shit.

 

 

This says it all – what they really think of Obama and the Clintons!

Is this the “Change” Obama talked about?

These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated 3 million people in 3 German cities including Dusseldorf. With our controlled press, it is interesting to see that German citizens seem to know more about the U.S. political system and environment than the majority of citizens on the streets of America.

Obama in bed with Hu Jintao – and accepting money from him

 

Obama as liberator/fallen angel

 

Obama biting Hillary’s buttocks

 

Bill Clinton groping an angry Statue of Liberty

 

EU hitching a ride on Obama’s promises

 

 

 

 

 

This is hilarious!!!!!

 

 

ê CHECK OUT WHAT THIS GUY IS DOING                                 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks to Doug Weber for this picture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Young Ben Bernanke

 

 

 

 

 

 

         

 

 

 

 

New Federal Golf Rules A.K.A. ObamaGolf
 

These new golf rules will be in effect beginning September of 2012 . Please share with fellow golfers .

President BHO has recently appointed a Golf Czar and major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective September 1,2012 . This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2000 pages) is being rewritten as we speak......... ”The Latest News on Golf Fairness”.  Here are a few of the changes:
 

Golfers with handicaps:

       Below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35% .
       Between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees .
       Above 18 will get a $20 check each time they play ..

The term "gimmie" will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows:
       Handicaps below 10, no entitlements .
       Handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts ..
       Handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up .

These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring . In addition, a player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round . Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par . Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again . The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term "net score" will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above .

This is intended to "re-distribute" the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only "net score" against every other player's "gross score" . These new Rules are intended to FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE the game of golf.

Golf must be about Fairness . It should have nothing to do with ability, hard work, practice, and responsibility . This is the "Right Thing To Do. "
 

 

 

 

 

 

This editorial is getting nationwide attention. Where is Tawas City , MI ?

Actually, it is on Lake Huron and has a population of just over 2,000!!

A small Michigan newspaper editorial ...  short and to the point...

 


Rahm, the new Mayor of Chicago

You have to understand "the world according to Chicago ."
Chicago is almost a completely different country when it comes to politics. Chicago even has a different set of morals and language.
There are THREE RULES and a PRIME DIRECTIVE.


RULE #1. No matter what you see, hear, or do -- you don't know anybody & you know nothing!
RULE #2. If you capture something on tape or camera -- it reveals nothing!

 

ONLY IN AMERICA...

1) Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.

2) Only in America could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when we have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black. 12% of the population is black.

3) Only in America could we have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

4) Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

5) Only in America would we make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just become American citizens.

6) Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

7) Only in America could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

8) Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company ( Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

9) Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year for total spending of $7 million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

10) Only in America could the rich people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.

 

 

THERE'S TRUTH IN DREAMS...

 

 

 

OBAMA WINS ANOTHER AWARD...

 

 

 

IT'S TIME TO BREAK UP THE PARTY...

 

 

    

 

 

 

 

 

New Book - Just Released...

 

 

 

THE $50 LESSON... I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride. "Wow...... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me. Author Unknown

 

 

 

 

Trump Explains Obamacare:

Let me get this straight . . .  We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that didn't read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a... President who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, for which we'll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke!!!!

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

 

 

Check out the new movie...   "The Con-Artist"

 

 

 

Idea...  Put a post-it note on the gas pump!

 

 

 

 

A Beer Story Explains US Taxes...

In A Way Even A Democrat Should Understand

 

 

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

 

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.


So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. ‘Since you are all such good customers, he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

 

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

 

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).


Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

 

‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,’ but he got $10!’

 

‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!’

 

‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’

 

‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’

 

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

 

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

 

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

 

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics, University of Georgia
For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

 

 

Three of our cards are now in jail...

 

Have fun!!!   Give a deck to your Obama lovin' friend or relative.

 

The cards contain Obama's buddies...   crooks, cronies, communists, cheats, etc.

 

      

 

 

Re-educate your liberal friend by giving them a deck of our cards!

 

 

 

When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"



1.   I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
 

2.   I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3.   I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4.   I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5.   I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6.  I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.


7.  I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8.  I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9.  I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10.  I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11.  I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12.  I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.


 

 

 

 

We now live in an "Ineptocracy"

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

 

 

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